says, "what service do you have?" i tell them, "i have verizon fios." and they go out and buy it. [ male announcer ] why settle for cable? now you can switch to fios tv, internet and phone for just $99.99 a month for a year. the fios technician came in, got everything hooked up. and when he left, i had the greatest picture i've ever seen. [ male announcer ] call now and we'll add a special bonus: the fios tv movie package -- 60 premium channels -- plus epix, free for 12 months. and if you don't love fios, you can cancel with no early termination fee. there's no term contract required. i love going home and working on the computer, because fios is so much faster. [ male announcer ] last chance to save. offer ends october 2nd. get fios for just $99.99 a month with no term contract, plus the fios tv movie package, and epix free for 12 months. sitting in front of that screen with that internet blazing away at me... i lost all my hair. [ male announcer ] call 1.877.437.fios. that's 1.877.437.3467. call the verizon center for customers with disabilities at 800-974-6006 tty/v. [ dennis ] i used to have hair!